Wake up.
Who is this?
It's me, your fiance.
What time is it?
It's 7:30, get up.
There's still five minutes.
What's the difference?
Do you know the difference in one digit will cost millions in the lottery?
Do you know I have to sleep 8 hours a day...
So that my skin will look great?
Do you know how this difference...
Will do to my metabolism?
Do you know how many cells will be damaged
because of this call?
Okay...it's my fault...l won't do it tomorrow.
I've got to go to work,
JayZ's concert tonight, right?
See you tonight, bye.
Shit.
Happy wedding!
Cheers!...
Cheers!
Cheers!...
Cheers!
Do you want some more?
I'm getting married next week!
Have some tea, useless.
It's you girls...
So useless.
Since you are still awake, I've got a big gift for you.
It's good stuff.
Jesus! This is your gift?
You're so disgusting!
Come on, stop pretending you are a virgin.
Don't you get bored with Jerry after so many years?
Take this home.
This is the Mighty Cue.
And this one, the Dragon Rod.
Together with these balls...
Enjoy them, sis.
Thanks, I take good care of them
and this will be your birthday gift next year.
You better do.
Look at mine.
Mr. Popular of the year, Playboy Condoms.
With different dots and fruity flavours for your pleasure.
Have fun with Jerry.
Thanks.
By the way, where's Mary?
Don't you know?
She's going through a divorce.
And won't come out at all.
Divorce?
She just got married last year, and divorcing now?
She caught her husband cheating red handed.
It actually started before they got married.
Why did Mary marry such an asshole?
Out of 10 men, only one hasn't cheated, but he is going to
You really want to get married?
What's there to think?
It's been 7 years, it's now or never
Marriage is a big decision, you need to think about it thoroughly.
I really like him and he's been good to me.
Sometimes love can go cold
And become calculative.
You don't want to give and get less than what you deserve
How about having fun with a few handsome guys
Before the big day?
Are you nuts? Who do you think I am?
Let's put it this way.
Mary still regrets that
she didn't have "fun" before her wedding,
And now her husband betrayed her.
I just saw two handsome guys out there, they looked so cool.
Grab your handbag then.
You're really in a hurry.
No, I drank too much, I wanna puke.
Come on'?!
Move... Over there...
Gorgeous, you look drunk, let me take you home.
Why don't you go home, uncle.
You still have to stay guard tomorrow morning.
Come on, let's have a drink.
Go away, I don't know you.
Here's your chance to know me
Come on, just one drink...
Stop!
What's up, punk?
She's my girlfriend, please leave!
She's your girlfriend?
I wouldn't have bothered her if you have told me earlier
Hey!
Thanks.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
You don't mind, I told him I'm your boyfriend?
It's alright.
Can I buy you a drink?
That was Egypt, let me tell you...
About my Cannibal Tribe adventure in Africa
Cannibals? Great!
As we got there
The interpreter explained...
That they want to invite us to dinner
We were a bit scared at first
You know, they are cannibals, they might eat us
They knew what we worried about and told us
That they are vegetarians now
We were all relieved by that
But then he added...
Do you know what he said?
What?
He said...
Because humans in a vegetative state taste just as good.
That's funny.
I forgot to introduce myself.
I'm Jack.
I'm Kiki.
Nice to meet you.
Me too.
Isn't she your girlfriend,
why are you introducing yourself now?
Are you trying to fool me?
I hate to be fooled!
Bro, what did you say?
Didn't I tell you guys to learn Indian'?!
I said beat him up!
For fuck sake! Just speak Cantonese!
Stop there!
Run!
What did you say, bro?
Go after them!
Gosh! Why don't you speak Cantonese!
Just go assholes! Shut up!
Thanks.
It's here, I can go by myself
It was really dangerous just now, thanks for your rescue.
I'll say it's pretty even.
You'd better go home and rest.
Nice to meet you.
It's the second time you said that.
Really? Sorry.
You're being hypocritical if you say the same thing over 3 times.
Can we meet again?
What do you think?
Morning.
Can I have your number?
Yes.
My number is 95589999.
My number is 95117777.
OK.
Can I ask you out for dinner?
Yes, anytime.
Alright, which way you're going?
I'm going that way.
That way? I'm going this way.
Bye-bye!
OK. Bye-bye!
Gosh, he's stupid, dinner?
Shit! Forgot to change the bed sheet!
Clear, good, work.
Hot chick?
What is it, start "delivery" so early?
Why are you in a rush, late for work?
Yes, I'm meeting someone, see you.
You are getting married in a few days... are you nervous?
Scared?
Why Should I?
Scared that your "husband" will fool around.
Men like to fool around before they get married.
How would you know, are you married?
Well, your "husband" is so handsome...
If you don't keep an eye on him, you might lose him.
Oh, please stop reading Jane Austen
Why don't you actually date a guy
Love is like a dream.
As when you wake up, everything is gone.
Maybe...
Let me teach you, love is like gambling.
If you just watch people betting away
it's true that you won't lose any money
But you won't gain anything either, so why do that?
You just don't get it.
Taxi's here, I gotta go, bye.
Remember to place your bet when your chance comes.
Bugger off, you think I don't want to place a bet?
You just got there before me.
I'll wait and see how long you two could last!
What the hell are you late again?
Sorry...got stuck in the traffic, sorry.
You sneaked out last night
Did you have fun?
Are you nuts? I'm not as horny as you!
Come on,
I saw you chatting with someone in the bar.
I didn't. That wasn't me, you must have been drunk.
I could also say you kissed with that gwai lo?
No, it's not her, that was me.
Since when did that happen?
Do you know someone got hit by a bottle yesterday?
So exciting?
Yeah, he's got over 30 stitches.
That's pretty fucked up.
I've heard a girl did that.
Kiki, did you see it?
No...of course not, I told you I left already.
Will you stop?
This is mine, order your own.
Don't be so stingy.
Why are you stalking me?
Me... stalking you?
You must have been stalking me since this morning.
That's no big deal for what happened last night, we're even up
You are such a pervert!
I'm telling you, nothing will happen between us!
Stop following me or I'll kill you!
When I'm pissed off, I can't even control myself!
Jack!
Sorry...I'm late, I had a lengthy meeting just now...
Your friend?
This is my client, Mr. Chan.
This is my friend, Kiki.
Hello!
Sorry, I guess I've messed up.
Do I look like a psycho?
No, it turns out I'm the psycho.
I'm leaving.
Don't go!
Hi!
We're Kiki's friends, I'm Cheryl.
Hello.
I'm Mon, like the "mon" in Doraemon.
This is my card.
Here.
You are a photographer!
Yes.
Discovery Channel! Great!
We'd better leave then.
Kiki!
I called you this morning
But the lady on the phone kept asking me
if I need a loan
Did you...
You want her number? It is...
Do you want mine?
Let's have dinner some time.
Okay... How about tonight?
My company is sponsoring JayZ's concert, why don't you come?
Okay.
Alright, see you at 8 at the Coliseum.
I'll call you later.
See you tonight. Okay...
Stop bothering them. Let's go.
Excuse me...
I'm interested in watching the concert too...
Can you count me in?
You watch JayZ? Take a look at yourself...
You should watch Mike Jagger's.
Why hasn't he shown up yet?
He won't stand us up, right?
I don't think so, he looks rather honest, I think he will come.
Honest my ass, he's just pretending to be honest.
Hey!
Hurry...we'll be late, come on...
Wait, where's Kiki?
Kiki? She's waiting for her "husband".
Yes, come on.
What? She has a "husband"'?
What's so strange about that? I have one too.
Don't talk anymore, the show is about to start, hurry up...
Great, JayZ's has really improved
I can finally hear what he's rapping.
I still can't hear what he raps though.
Thanks for inviting me to the concert.
How about late supper on me?
Okay...what should we have?
How about Chaozhou cuisine, haven't had it for a while.
That'll be good.
What do you think, Kiki?
Whatever.
Why didn't your "husband" show up tonight?
He's got a drug cleanup operation tonight.
Operation? Bet he must be fooling around.
He wouldn't dare, plus he doesn't have the money.
Operation? Maybe he should get one.
What are you looking at?
What is it? Let me see.
Nothing, let's go.
Let me.
How dare you?
I'll do it myself.
Thanks.
You've traveled a lot,
which country has the most beautiful girls?
Whoever I like... will be the most beautiful.
So sweet.
Do you like girls with long or short hair?
Long hair.
It's long hair.
What hair colour you think is the best?
Black.
What the hell? Damn phone...
Hello?
Who are you?
It's none of your business.
Where's Jerry?
Who's Jerry?
I said Jerry.
Who's Jerry?
Jerry!
Where's Jerry?
He's in the shower! Bye.
Don't you suspect that your husband will fool around?
Men like to fool around before they get married.
Well, your "husband" is so handsome...
If you don't keep an eye on him, you might lose him.
Sorry, was doing makeup, let's go.
Wait, I'm checking my boyfriend's location.
How?
Have you heard about this new app
Called, "Following You, Following Me"
What is it?
It's pretty neat, you can apply this with your boyfriend
Then you can track his location with satellite
Advanced technology?
But your boyfriend is so smart,
why would he let you do it?
Of course not, I took his phone when he's asleep
And applied it for him without him knowing.
Now I can always know exactly where he is
How can you do such a nasty thing?
I really can't do it.
How nasty though?
If compared to his fooling around?
You can take his phone when he's asleep
And apply it for him
Then you'll know exactly where he is
How nasty though? If compared to his fooling around?
Hello?
Where are you?
Mongkok.
What for?
Looking for some reference books for promotion interview.
Really? Alright, bye.
It's done. Let's go.
Bring me some abalone.
Here you go
That seemed fun, let's tried that again sometime.
Listen! You have been surrounded.
If you don't surrender, we will come right in!
Easy...
I will protect you, don't panic...
Honey?
Where are you?
Tai Kwok Tsui
I don't have time to talk.
We'll break up then.
I'm having a gun fight with some robbers!
Take care then, bye.
Damn it! Still chatting on the phone while surrounding me,
you don't respect me at all'?!
You bastard!
Sorry...we didn't mean it.
We will come in soon, don't panic
He didn't lie, great.
Let me see.
Get a room?
Get a room? Karaoke? I've got coupons.
It's okay, I have plenty, I'm leaving.
Leaving? You haven't had the crab yet
They've got plenty there
Let me give you a ride.
Right, you have a car, I'll take you with me.
Shit! The phone is off again.
Aren't we going to the karaoke?
You can sing here.
Is your friend inside?
None of your business!
Your "husband"'?
How do you know?
Jerry. They told me that.
What's taking him so long to get out?
Why don't you go inside to look for him?
It's okay, I'll go with you.
Leave! Leave right now...
You psychos'?! Comes in running around in my room!
Sorry, sir.
I think you should put some clothes on.
Nuts! Damn it...
Next one
Check this one.
What is it?
Hey...why are you coming into my room?
Miss, do you wanna install cable TV?
We have lots of good looking boys and girls...
What are you talking about?
Go, not this one.
Excuse me!
Are you done?
I think we are lost, which floor is this?
Do you have your room card?
This yoga gym is out of business already.
Really?
Wow! 20% off on meals.
I probably have dropped it, do you have it?
Oh, yes...
I have received complaints from guests
That a man and a woman...
Go asking them to install cable TV.
Then messed their rooms up.
It must be you two.
No, we are guests.
We've heard about this new hotel,
so we came over and take a look.
Yes, I heard there are many theme suites here.
Avatar's, Harry Potter's...and Ip Man's suite.
So we wanted to check it out.
You've heard that too?
You should have said so! Follow me! This way...
Well, this suite...
Is my pick for you.
Sir, there's nothing here, what's the theme?
You two are so fond of movies, can't you recognise that?
Which movie?
Inception, don't you get it?
I have no idea.
A big bed where you can have dreams on,
and go wherever you want.
Not satisfied? No worries, I've a better idea.
Put on your 3-D glasses.
Get on bed, and become part of 3-D Sex and Zen
Fat arse, are you messing with us?!
Of course I am.
I'm warning both of you.
Stay here tonight and don't go anywhere.
If you disturb my guest again,
Asking them to install cable TV or anything...
I'll call the police!
Understand?
Lights off, bed time.
Fuck! No battery now!
Have you got a charger with you?
No.
Why don't you bring a charger with you?
What kind of person you are!
I think that fat manager should have gone
Let's go and check it out.
Alright, go.
Relax, don't be so nervous.
Nervous? He's having an affair now!
You too.
You did something wrong, so you are suspicious of him.
The guilty party will behave like that, right?
Sorry. Sorry.
We are getting married in 3 days.
We don't stand a chance.
You still have 3 days,
that means you are single till then.
You should spend these 3 days wisely,
it's in your hands.
I 'II be going to Macau for meetings for 3 days
Would you come with me?
How many times do I have to tell you?
I am getting married in 3 days.
If after 10 years, you don't get along well with him
Your children are not doing well in school,
and you are just an everyday housewife.
You may remember...
There was once a guy
asking you to be his date
A completely confidential relationship
with no commitment for 3 days
Which you have rejected
Are you sure you won't regret it?
I promise.
I will bring you back before your wedding.
Life is short, let each day count.
See you at 10 at the pier tomorrow.
Hey!
Sweetheart, want some dessert?
What's up?
Wasn't JayZ any good?
Where did you go?
On an operation.
Why didn't you answer my call?
You know I can't answer calls during an operation.
Why are you lying'?!
I saw Keung, Ted and you going to a nightclub.
Don't you have anything to say?
Let me explain, in fact...
Are you trying to tell me...
You have switched operation?
Yes.
You're so smart, I cracked down on hookers instead.
It was a last minute change.
I'm afraid you'll be mad, so I didn't tell you.
Are you done?
Done.
Even if you did,
you didn't have to go to a hotel.
Hotel? What Hotel? I didn't.
Your acting is so bad.
I'm not, I'm telling the truth!
My mobile showed that you were in a hotel!
That woman told me you were taking a shower!
What hotel? What woman?
How could your cell phone locate my position?
I downloaded an app in your cell...
Which can check your location.
Why didn't I know that?
I'm asking you why!
You didn't know because you were sleeping.
What's wrong with you!
Do you respect my privacy?
If you've done nothing, what's there to check?
Who do you think I am?
A suspect? A terrorist?
Tracking me with GPS?
Can't you just call me instead?
Why didn't you take my call then?
My phone was switched, check it out.
Can't you keep track of your lies?
Why didn't you tell me right away?
Why are you adding it bit by bit?
Who's that girl, do I know her?
Why are you accusing me wrongly?
Why are you lying to me?
Well, you either believe me...
Or not!
I don't, then what?
I have nothing to say then.
You always behave like that.
Always think that...
It's not your fault even if you're wrong.
Do you hate me?
I'm asking, do you hate me?
So are we going to get married?
If I don't turn up, it's over.
Okay.
Just remember what you have said.
This is Jerry, I can't answer your call right now
Please leave your number, I'll get back to you.
The pier, please.
My mobile showed that you were in a hotel!
Why are you accusing me wrongly?
Why are you lying to me?
So are we going to get married?
If I don't turn up, it's over.
You!
Stop!
Stand right there!
Help! Stop!
I don't know you, why are you after me?
I told you to stop!
I don't know you... You stay there!
I don't know you...go away...
Stay there! Stop!
3 hours ago
Buddy, you really want to get married?
Come on, invitations are out, the banquet booked...
The bride is in place, do you think it's a joke?
You don't have to be so mad.
I mean whether you're ready or not,
obviously you aren't ready yet!
You've never been married, it is such a hassle.
You know what she's like
She is very choosy. She only wants the best.
She regards herself as Paris Hilton,
but I'm no Prince William.
You know what I'm talking about.
Of course I do, how would Paris Hilton marry a pauper like me.
That's stupid.
It's fate.
It sounds like you don't want to get married.
Maybe I should find you a boat.
And send you to Vietnam or somewhere else,
okay?
You idiot, my wife will find me
no matter where I am.
Someone said "Marriage" is the grave of love.
Yet if you don't marry, your love will end up in hell.
It's his wedding, say something auspicious.
No, I'm just trying to tell him.
Why don't you escape for a few days
while you still can
Let go and have fun.
Indulge yourself!
Nuts! I'm telling you both,
I will never do anything unfaithful
to my wife!
Everyone says that, in the beginning.
Bro, what decade is this?
There's nothing to be sorry for...
You are saying that too early.
Have you heard about Bing's case?
Bing? Bing of the other district?
Didn't he got married early this year...
To a hot wife?
Just divorced.
So soon? Why?
Why?
His wife cheated on him.
What's worse,
she's with her ex..
And the worst is...
She took all of Bing's savings when she left.
Bing almost killed himself.
That's bad?
There's more
Apparently his wife never actually...
Broke up with her ex.
It was a tricycle all along, bad right?
How do you know so much?
Bro, it's just you who know so little.
It’s been discussed all along in the police forum.
And posted as a serial story.
Here's the link.
Just hear us out.
Your wife is hot and sexy.
Quite an eye candy for guys.
You have to be careful.
Yes, it's good to think about that.
What did you say?
No, I'm just saying, an example...
You have to take action first.
It's no big deal to fool around.
You think I'm a pig that will eat shit?
Maybe you are.
Maybe you are worse than a pig.
Inspector Chan?
Yes.
Tonight's operation is canceled.
But, Inspector Chan asked us to help him.
In mopping up the hookers.
Oh yeah!
I have been waiting for this for 3 years.
We can proudly go to a nightclub to have fun with the chicks.
Stop eating the stir fried noodles.
Let's go, and eat something better!
So this is the Polycramp?
Yes, Polycramp!
Inspector Chan said Cindy is our undercover.
What about Pauline?
She should be a hooker.
I got it, Flower must be a guy.
A hooker too.
A hooker like this?
Why not?
Why pulling a long face?
Bro, I told Kiki that it's a drug operation
If she knows I'm here, I'll be castrated.
Shit!
Who will know about this
if we don't tell anyone?
It's the same.
Why don't we just tell Inspector Chan that
the operation failed.
You then go and pick some chicks to have fun.
As your bucks night celebration.
Thanks a lot.
Well, but I'll take the first pick as usual.
After you again?
It's better than what you eat at home
What I have at home is excellent...
Wait...
What about me?
There're two choices for you.
Really?
Play with yourself, or play with Flower.
Your choice.
Hurry up, don't let people see us
Play with myself...
Flower...
Is Cindy a hooker too?
Would it be more expensive for an undercover?
What is it? Let me see.
Nothing, let's go.
Wait, I almost forgot we need to inform Inspector Chan.
We are ready for the operation.
Forget about the operation.
Just tell him to reserve us a table with fruit platters.
What?
And the chicks too.
Let me make a call first.
I want a fruit platter too.
Sorry.
Are you blind? You're blocking my way!
Get away! Idiot!
I don't think her ancestor is human.
Is a cow.
Right.
You don't have to be so mad.
What the fuck was that place?
It was like a nursing home, they all looked senile.
That sort of quality will shut down even without us.
We got fooled by Inspector Chan.
Count yourself lucky.
Just now that auntie sang as
if she was mumbling to me...
I don't know what she really wants.
You're definitely on the wrong side...
of Inspector Chan.
Forget it, take it as a nightmare.
I can't, I was expecting so much.
I gotta have some fun anyway!
Let's go to Macau, I want to have a sauna!
I want to have my hair washed!
I am not going, I'm already late picking up my wife.
I have to buy some dessert to cheer her up.
Well, knowing your wife...
How come she didn't call you at all tonight?
It's impossible.
Shit, my phone's off.
How do you know?
I'm thoughtful and I'm educated.
Of course I know what kind of person his wife is?
Hey!
Are you blind?
Ah?
Hey!
Handsome, don't rush, let's get a room and have fun.
No...l should have the right to check the functions...
Before buying the camera?
If I don't get to know the functions well.
How could I make the best use of it?
Yes, but if you haven't paid yet,
You are not allowed to open the packing either.
But I believe...
Love should not be measured by money.
Sorry...
Our love must start with money.
According to standard procedures,
should we take photo after.
Or before that?
Well, let me change my uniform first.
Why are you here?
Of course you don't want me to be here! Who is this?
And who are you?
Who am I? I'm her man!
I can tell you are one hell of a man
Why don't you say that to my face! Huh...
Stop it... just go
We haven't done anything yet, and you are leaving?
Sorry, I've to go Do what?
You're walking the streets again?
No, sorry...
I told you not to ever again!
Sorry, I...
I really feel bad about...
Seeing you doing four jobs a day.
Newspaper delivery in the morning,
then the dish washing job.
Beer promoter at night
and sometimes have to be a stuntwoman too.
It really hurts me...
I don't care about working hard.
All I want is to see you better.
I just saw on the net that there's a doctor
who specializes in healing AIDS.
You mean...she...
Has AIDS?
Sorry, sir.
I forgot to tell you, I should have given you 10% off.
Sorry, sir.
How much did you pay, I'll give it back to you.
Give the money back.
Hey, when did you cut yourself?
It's been opening up lately.
I'm used to it...
Sir.
Sorry, there's a little blood on it.
Here's your money.
Okay...no need...
I'll call you... some other time.
Yeah! Another one done!
Come on, my share.
You wash your hands first.
It's just ketchup, want some?
You enjoy it, where are you going?
Now, I've money, I'll go to karaoke with my boyfriend.
Are you coming?
I don't like to be the 3rd wheel.
I'm going.
Call me again when we have our next catch.
But you have to play the school girl next time.
See you.
I'm going this way.
I'm going that way
Call you tomorrow.
Bye. Bye.
How come no one called?
Hello?
Who are you?
Who is this?
Where's Jerry?
Who's Jerry?
I said Jerry.
Who's Jerry?
Jerry!
Where's Jerry?
Oh, Jerry...
He's in the shower.
Okay, bye.
Psycho! That was fun.
It's not mine.
Shit! No battery.
Get a room?
Get a room? Karaoke? I've got coupons.
You!
Stop there!...
Stop running! Stay right there
I don't know you...why are you after me? You stop there!
I don't know you...
Help!...Rape...
Shut up! Police! Rape... Help me...
I'm a cop!
I just want my mobile back.
It's yours?
Where's mine then?
You didn't have to chase after me for your mobile.
You ran, so I chased after you.
Iran because you chased after me.
Stop the crap, give me back my phone.
So you are Jerry.
How do you know?
A woman just called, looking for Jerry.
What did you tell her?
I told her you are in the shower.
You have dug a hole for me!
Has anyone called me?
I know manners, I won't take other people's calls.
But there are a few messages.
Can you come with me?
Hurry...come on...
Hey, why have you brought me here?
Just shut up when I tell you to.
Understand?
Wait!
I don't know you, why should I help you?
I'm begging you, please...
Bobo, why are you so late?
I've been trying to call you all night
How's my grandma? How's she...
You'd better go and see her...
Who's this?
I... He's my boyfriend.
Let's go and see my grandma.
Hurry.
Hey! What are you doing?
Grandma!
Grandma!... Bobo...
Is this Bobo?
Grandma, I'm Bobo.
Bobo, I'll be going soon...
No way, I won't let you go...
I will miss you... don't go...
My darling, one must die some day.
Your father will take care of me up there.
You are the one that I worry most.
Without anyone to rely on...
You don't have to worry.
Bobo's boyfriend is here to see you
Boyfriend?
Where?
Come here.
Me?
Is there any other guy here?
Say hello to grandma, come on.
Grandma.
Handsome boy, what's your name?
What's your name?
My name is Jerry Maguire.
Sounds so familiar.
Jerry, don't lie to a dying woman.
She's my only granddaughter.
You have to take good care of her, okay?
She and I...
You won't say no, right?
We...
If you don't treat her well...
I will come back to haunt you!
Do you have to be so dramatic?
Promise her and let her go in peace. Please!
Right, tell grandma that.
you will take good care of me forever.
Do I have to? Please.
You don't want to?
I will take care of her...
Forever...
Grandma!...
Be nice to Bobo.
Otherwise she will be back for you.
You'd better believe it, Jerry Maguire
We treated your grandma as family.
We will help you with her funeral
Jerry, please take Bobo home.
Thank you.
I will call you later, I gotta go to work
Where do you live? I'll take you home
No, thanks.
Thanks for letting grandma go in peace.
You're welcome.
Bye-bye!
It's me, Bobo, can I crash at your place?
Your girlfriend's here?
It's okay then.
Ken...
He's not in?
I'm his friend...
It's okay, I will call him later.
Shane! Thanks God you answered
it's raining cats and dogs here! I...
Hello!...
Bastard!
Are you okay?
Do you need a ride home?
I don't have a home.
So what are you going to do?
How about...
Your place?
That's not a good idea?
You promised grandma that you will take care of me.
Come in.
Your place is big.
Yours?
My mom's.
Oh...
What's with the boxes, just moved in?
In a few days.
With whom?
Your wife?
Eh...
Girlfriend?
I want to take a shower.
The bathroom is right ahead.
OK.
Hey!
What is it?
You've got nothing inhere
Could you bring me a towel?
Ah?
Hurry, I'm freezing!
Coming...
Towel.
The door isn't locked, just come in.
You turn around then.
I'm the one who's naked, it's you who should turn around!
I'll turn around,
then open the door, and hand you the towel, okay?
Just cut the crap and hurry up.
I will count to 3. 1, 2, 3.
Towel!
I'm starving, is there anything to eat?
Could you make me some noodles.
How comes you have so many requests...
Is the towel big enough?
What are you doing?
What? it's no big deal.
You've never seen a woman with just a towel?
Who cares! I'll watch TV.
Hey...which drama series are you on?
Stop hanging out here
And put some clothes on
Doesn't it hang?
What are you pointing at? Just go.
This is beautiful.
It must be expensive.
Honey, I'm sorry.
Are you getting married?
How do you know?
There's a big "Double Happiness" in your room.
Everyone could see that.
It's so comfy.
I might have to tear it down
Why?
Broke up?
Because of you.
Me?
Forget it, maybe it's fate.
You don't want to marry her...
Stop pretending, punk.
Why have you got so many wounds?
You always got beaten up?
No...
1, 2, 3, 4...
5...
Stop it, it's my tattoos.
Tattoos? Why covered them up then?
It's my boyfriends' names, when we broke up.
I don't want others see that, so I covered them up.
Can't I?
You had so many boyfriends?
You don't believe me?
This one is Dickson.
This is David.
This one is...
Wing.
This one is Fai.
And this is Bosco.
What about this?
It hurts! it's a real wound...
Sorry, I'll put it back.
Sorry, I'll really sorry.
You are so young, but you've been with so many guys.
You're quite promiscuous.
What do you mean? I'm serious about love
If you're serious, then it wouldn't have ended so fast.
They couldn't do what I want them to do.
What's so important?
How should I explain it?
It's a feeling of loving someone.
Don't be so abstract.
If you love someone,
you'd like to share everything with him.
And those things could be simple, like...
Prepare a meal for him.
And watching him finish the meal.
Good? It took me a day to prepare that.
Or out of the blue.
Give him a surprise and shout...
Pumpkin head!
And watch his silly reaction.
Or while crossing the road
I'll close my eyes
to feel his holding of my hand...
Stupid!
It is stupid to be in love.
You don't have to dodge a bullet, do you?
Even so, there needs to be a gun fight first.
Don't chicken out when it happens though
Did any of your boyfriends do those stupid...
I mean, romantic things?
Some had and some hadn't
But no one could do the thing I wanted most.
What is it?
I'd like to watch a tornado with him.
What's so special about that?
Just imagine,
with the love of your life in front of a tornado
in such adverse condition...
It's just so romantic.
But it's a pity that there's no tornado in Hong Kong.
And I don't have money to see that abroad.
Tornado, I can let that happen.
Really?
Just wait.
What is it?
Just watch.
Tornado...
You can make a tornado with these?
Hold it.
Adjust the position. What?
Hold it for me.
Hold it tight.
I'm tired.
Hold still, you said you want to see a tornado.
Tornado!
Are you messing with me?
It's just 2 bottles with some detergent.
Tornado...
Do you think I am dumb? Tornado...
Stop mumbling, look.
Come on, do it again...
Okay...
Give you some wind too.
How is it? Strong enough?
Is it stupid enough?
You are so cute.
The pier, please.
Have some breakfast.
I thought you...
You thought I've gone?
I did want to go
But it's still raining
And I don't have an umbrella... so I decided to stay.
You want me to leave?
No.
Then I will stay here.
Do you want me to be your girlfriend?
I'm getting married in 3 days.
Then I'll be your girlfriend for 3 days.
Are you kidding?
I'm serious!
Just think, you'll get married in 3 days
That means you are still single for 3 days
Don't you want to use these 3 days wisely?
I don't think that's a good idea...
What are you scared of here?
I promise, I won't ever see you again after these 3 days.
You can be a good husband then.
We'll just act like strangers even if we meet again,
okay?
Why are you willing to do so?
Love cannot be counted
if you could have a short but romantic holiday...
It would be better than being with someone...
You don't love for a lifetime.
Have you decided?
Love isn't up here, it's here
Give me your hand.
What?
Just do it.
What're you doing?
I'm giving you my heart
Thanks.
Be good to me in the next 3 days then.
You said there's breakfast?
You are my breakfast!
Where to?
Let's have breakfast in bed.
How about lunch too?
Whatever you like.
3 days later.
Why are you changing the bed sheet?
It's old.
You don't want your wife to find out.
Of course not.
No.
Okay, I'll walk you out.
So early?
I have to go back to the police station.
Come on, let's go...
It's still early.
Let's go.
I'm in a rush, be good, let's go.
Let's go...
Your place is so beautiful, can I drop by sometimes?
Just kidding, let's go.
Let's go.
Do you have any plan?
No, just have to see who's available...
For me to stay with.
That's not good.
You care about me? Let's go back then.
Come on...
That's not good either?
I'm just kidding.
I know you will be the groom tomorrow.
I always keep my word.
I said 3 days
and this is it.
If you need any help, call me.
You have to keep your word.
You're so boring, I might hate you if I stay another day with you
Please go.
If it rains again, I may not let you go.
Here's the taxi.
I'm going.
Bye-bye.
Let me help you.
You take care.
I will remember this feeling forever.
Bye-bye.
Am I crazy, how can I fall in love with him?
He's getting married...
I won't fall in love with him...
Hello!...
Bastard!
Are you okay, do you need a ride home?
I'd like to watch a tornado with him.
What is it?
Give you some wind too.
Strong enough?
You are so cute.
You said there's breakfast?
You are my breakfast!
I will remember this feeling forever.
Bye-bye.
Did you see it? I'm not blind
Call Kiki.
Hurry!
Here would be fine.
You may leave if you have other business.
It's okay, are you not feeling well?
You will be the bride tomorrow.
Smiling makes you beautiful.
When are you leaving?
I will stay for a few more days meeting my friends.
Why? Miss me already?
If you don't want to get married, I can stay with you.
Next stop, I will go to the South Pole.
I'm getting married! I love my husband!
Stop being the devil!
If you are an angel, you won't be scared of the devil, right?
Let me tell you, having affairs with you...
Is just to prove how much I love my husband.
It's not a sin not to love someone
but it's a sin to hurt the one who loves you...
By bending the truth.
My car is over there.
I go this way.
Before leaving...
A last, goodbye kiss.
In fact...
You really need to improve your kissing techniques.
Well, I won't practice with you.
I can be your tutor.
Go away, please.
See that...they kissed.
Yes, they kissed, what can we do?
What can we do?
Hi, this is Kiki.
I can't take your call right now,
please leave a message
The groom!
Getting married tomorrow.
How are things?
Why are you still wandering on the street?
Have you finished watching me yet?
Where's your wife?
Why isn't she with you?
Don't want to talk about it, okay?
What's up? Have you two broken up?
What about tomorrow? Are you still getting married?
If she comes, we will.
If not, then won't, clear?
It's okay, I'll be free tomorrow.
Let me take her place, okay?
I've been telling you since you were 12,
we are impossible
You can forget it, okay?
You smug.
Tell me why you two broke up.
No, let me guess...
You had an affair.
Your mixed grill set.
Thanks.
You men are all so greedy.
Also like to mix things up.
Just focus on me, this mixed grill is innocent.
Innocent?
Love is like grilled plate meals.
Some people like steaks because of the big tomato.
Some people like pork chops for the fries.
Some like the chicken fillets because of the sauce.
But for whatever they order,
they know what they like
Just like you know why you like someone.
You are the most stupid kind.
Having a mixed grill meal
thinking it's the best because of it size.
But did you know it uses
all the worst ingredients...
It's just a mashed up
Like you, having the pork chop, but also want the egg.
What can you taste?
Nothing.
Being too greedy, you will end up with nothing.
You don't have to go in circles.
Have you ever dated anyone?
If not, then just go back to your work.
Stop bugging me, please.
If you are so good, then get your wife back.
Do you think I don't want to? I have to find her first.
You need not find anymore.
Look behind you
One mixed grill, please.
You two are a perfect match.
Delivery!
Okay!
Let me give you some wise advice
If you love her, you have to hurt her first.
Because feeling guilty is the best way to maintain a relationship.
Could you stop being so Jane Austen?
Go away.
Fine with me!
If you don't have a bride tomorrow, call me.
Why didn't you answer my call?
Really? I don't know, perhaps no battery.
You didn't answer my call either in the past few days.
Are you still mad at me?
You mean you?
Let me repeat this for the last time, I didn't cheat on you.
You have to trust me.
Trust you?
Please trust me once more.
Where have you been these 2 days?
At Cheryl's place, how about you?
I stayed with Keung.
Don't you trust me?
What about you? Do you trust me?
I do! Of course I trust you!
If you trust me then I will trust you.
You're not mad at me anymore?
I'm not that petty.
Are we going to get married tomorrow?
Of course.
Having paid for so many weddings,
it's our turn to reap our share.
I'm giving you my heart.
We have to tell Kiki.
We can't let her marry that asshole.
You saw it too,
that girl is probably underage.
Jerry really knows how to pick his bird.
Have you heard of Bao Gong?
What does Bao Gong have to do with him?
You know where Bao Gong lived?
Yes. He lived in Kaifeng 500 years ago..
Kaifeng literally means "cherry popper".
How would you know she's still a virgin?
Have to tell Kiki.
You should hurry then.
I can't hold it anymore, I need to tell Jerry!
Calm down, think about it first
I already did!
I will not only tell Jerry
I will kill that bitch too!
Nah, we should think about it thoroughly.
Come on, what's up?
What? I've never said I would go, it's just you who say so.
Are you out of your mind?
Kiki is our best friend, you're not chickening out now.
It took me a long time to set this, don't mess it up..
I'm not chickening out, you know Kiki.
If you tell her, she will probably kill you
We're doing what's good for her, where's the problem?
We're done thinking!
Jerry is being cuckolded.
He's riding a village bicycle!
You won't tell him, right?
Yes!
I'll go!
No.
Look, maybe Jerry doesn't want anyone to know about it.
Or he might have known that a long time ago...
Being a cuckold, it's so disgraceful.
Right.
Yeah.
You know how Jerry cares about his reputation.
He might have known that long ago.
He'll be so embarrassed if you confront him.
And let me remind you, she knows a lot of our secrets
Last time you had an affair with someone's husband
If she's mad at you...
And disclose your affair, then you're dead.
Come on! We swore that we will not tell anyone
Who would be so cheap to disclose that?
Yeah, you still think God watches over us.
You're so naive.
It's his wife who's having an affair...
Not ours.
We'll just wait and see
Yeah.
What's important...
What?
You have given him a wedding gift. Right.
Then we shouldn't action until we have enjoyed the wedding banquet, right?
So be calm, young man.
Who's yelling? Don't you know that we are talking!
Call the police then!
How dare you!
Are you out of your mind? We're cops.
No need to call the police, we are cops.
Open the door!
I can tell you look like a pig from your voice!
I can tell you have pea size balls
from your voice too!
What does she mean? Open the door!
If you don't open it, I will do it!
Can you?
Yes.
I will show you.
Shit...
It's you two!
Gossiping?
Should I give you a microphone?
That's how we gossip, shouting...
So what?
Gossip? Can you tell me?
None of your business! Bitch!
Should we exchange our secrets?
Hey!
Okay.
They both have their own affairs.
We were worried our bro was being cheated
Your bro got cheated? He's the one who's cheating.
Hey, your sis is no better.
That's even up.
Of course you would say that.
Maybe it's your bro who had an affair first,
then our sis took revenge?
Come on, your sis had an affair first.
Our bro did it only because he had no other choice
You are so unreasonable.
I've never seen anyone kissed or grope someone.
Because he has no other choice.
And go to bed too.
Yeah.
Should we tell them now?
Nah, it hurts our friendship.
No.
We should definitely tell them now.
Why speaking in Mandarin suddenly?
Because this is serious.
You know, we didn't tell our bro.
Because we don't want to hurt him.
For the same reason,
you didn't tell your sis.
It's hard for us to tell them.
But now it's different.
What's the difference?
We can swap around.
Swap around?
You mean, we tell Kiki,
we know about her affair.
And we tell Jerry,
that we know he has an affair
They'll only know they are the guilty party
And will not know...
The other half of the story
And the guilt will be buried in their hearts.
You are so smart!
What, so you have nothing to say?
I broke up with that girl already.
We will never see each other again.
Who will believe that?
I really mean it!
I will never do anything to hurt Kiki again.
Please don't tell Kiki, okay?
Please...
We are here...
To give you a chance.
Thanks...
Hold it, under one condition.
Whatever you said.
Kiki told me that...
There's a new inspector in your police station,
Shia LeBoeuf's look, The Rock's body
You have to introduce us to him.
Ah?
What?
We'll spill everything out.
Okay, I will try my best, no problem.
Does Jerry know about it?
Of course he doesn't
Otherwise, we wouldn't be talking now, right?
Please, don't let Jerry know about this.
I will never see that guy again.
Really?
Do not hurt our bro.
Okay...l promised, trust me.
She promised.
If we know that
you still fool around...
Don't say we didn't warn you
You know how hot headed Jerry can be.
He would probably...
Thanks a lot.
You're welcome.
Yeah and you know some, right?
Just so happen, I'm single.
I've just split up.
Maybe you could introduce them to us.
Two...
Not enough.
Four.
Four for each of us.
It's not that difficult.
It'd be a piece of cake, right?
If you can't help us out, we'll...
Have a lot of time...
When we have time, we will talk quite a lot.
So talkative..
Okay! No problem! I will sort it out!
Honey, it's so crowded out there.
Really?
You're not feeling well?
I'm okay.
What did Keung and Ted tell you?
Nothing, they told me to be good to you.
Then you have to remember that.
What did Cheryl and Mon tell you?
Nothing much...
They said I've married a beautiful and good wife.
And I have to treasure that.
They are really my good sis.
Mine are good bros too.
Honey, I'm so nervous.
Don't be nervous, I'm here.
Aren't you nervous?
That was a long time ago
When?
You forgot? it's the day we came back from Thailand.
I'm knackered.
You help me unpack, I will take a shower
Hey...wait!
I have something for you.
What is it?
Wait...you turn around.
What?
Just turn around, come on.
Why?
Turn around.
Don't look back, okay?
What is it?
It's a surprise, why would I tell you?
Can I turn around yet? Got it?
Did I drop it?
Where is it? Come on...
Jesus...
What's up? Why throwing everything out?
Just forget it, buy it again next time.
I can't.
What is so important?
I bought a ring to propose to you.
What did you say?
I want to propose to you...
I promised
From now on, I could drop anything,
but I'll never drop you
Will you marry this silly fool?
What about the ring?
I will buy a bigger one!
How about cash instead?
Is that a yes?
You can't change your mind then!
I love you...
Honey.
Darling.
Are you ready?
No matter what happens,
I will never let go of your hand for the rest of my life.
But what benefit can we get out of this?
Knowing someone's secret,
will satisfy your curiosity.
If you could grasp someone's secret,
you could control him, all his life..
Darling...
Don't you notice anything different for the bed?
Why are you changing the bed sheet?
You don't want your wife to find out.
No...not at all.
No, the colour is different.
No, it's purple.
No, it's pink.
Clear!
No, it's purple.
No, it's pink.
Well...Maybe...
Mom changed it for us.
Probably.
I don't really like the colour.
Me too.
Change it then.
I think the bed is not so good either.
Me too.
Maybe we can change the bed too.
Okay, of course.
Darling
Where were you for the past few days?
I stayed with Keung.
What about you?
I went to Cheryl's place.
Don't you trust me?
It's you who don't trust me.
What? You think I cheated?
You wouldn't dare?
It's hard to say.
Let me ask you.
Don't take it seriously.
Go ahead.
Imagine, one day...
There's a beautiful woman in front of you.
She knows that you are getting married
And she's willing to be with you for those few days before your wedding.
Will you sleep with her then?
Why are you thinking for so long?
Will you?
Let me ask you.
If there's a good looking guy
who knows that you are getting married soon.
And wants to be with you for those few days before your wedding.
He will keep it as a secret
Will you sleep with him then?
I asked you first, why are you asking me instead?
You answer me first then I will give you my answer.
Just forget it then.
Hey.
But I once heard that,
if you love someone, you have to hurt her first.
Because feeling guilty is the best way to maintain a relationship
What do you think?
Have you hurt me then?
Of course not.
What about you?
What do you think?
What do you mean?
What?
I want to do it.
Do it?
Okay, let's do it.
What?
How about in the living room?
Living room?
Is it good?
More exciting.
Okay.
Let's go.
Wait for me.
Help...
This is their first night as husband and wife.
But...
3 hours ago
Be good, honey.
What? You're tired?
I'm so tired, I have been standing all day.
I will never get married again!
Once would be enough.
How many times do you want?
Okay...maybe...
I'll give you a hot body massage tonight.
Can you?
I will try my best.
Here's the lift, let's go
Go...
Please wait!
Why don't you get in?
Let's wait for the next one
it's okay, come in, it's not overweight yet.
Get in.
You are so much better as a schoolgirl
We hit it big this time
We've got over $10,000 tonight.
Now you mentioned it, why were you so late?
I almost got raped by him!
It wasn't that easy, was it?
I thought it would be more convincing if I came in later.
Sorry.
Sorry?
Well, maybe a smaller share for you then.
Come one, why should I get less?
Maybe I'll let the guy grope me a bit more next time.
Smaller share...
You are so dirty.
You too.
Haven't seen you for a while, got a new boyfriend?
None of you business.
Tell me, is he good looking?
He's quite nice.
He took me to see a tornado
Tornado?
The news never mentioned anything about a tornado, where was it?
In his place.
You mean sex, so how was it?
You wouldn't understand.
Maybe...
Oh yeah, did you change your number?
Tell me.
Listen up.
Remember it
About your boyfriend, how is it going?
We broke up... He got married.
Fight for him
Maybe he will find me.
Dream on.
Hey, we got over $10,000 this time.
Let's find a good looking guy to have dinner.
How about your boyfriend instead?
What? Interested in little girls too?
Come on, why would I?
My wife is so beautiful, why would I fool around?
Do you want to play tornado with me?
How would I know what a tornado is?
Are you tired?
I'll get the car, okay?
You take the phone.
Be quick, I'm really knackered.
Wait for my call.
Hello?
Being the bride today, how does it feel?
If you regret it, you can come to me any time.
This is my devil hotline, available to you 24 hours.
Who were you talking to?
Old friend, it's her wedding day.
What about you, where have you been?
I was on the phone, telling my mom you proposed to me
She's so excited, and asked when will we go back to Taiwan.
Anytime you want.
Let me give you some wise advice
If you love her, you have to hurt her first.
Because feeling guilty
is the best way to maintain a relationship.